Wednesday, January 27, 2010

HE SHARTED ON ME ~

** Warning -- Not for the weak of stomach (or at least while you're eating) **

Okay, enough time has passed now that it has become funny. So, I'll share. A couple of Sundays ago, when it was nice and warm (come on, I know you can remember back that far), we were all in shorts and flip-flops enjoying our lazy afternoon. We hadn't been out to Alabama (Tippins Lake) in a while, so we decided we'd take a road trip. And, since Pepe' has been such a good boy of late, and is feeling so much better, and hasn't been anywhere lately, we decided to take him along so he could visit with Kozmo and Whiskers.

All the way out there, he was SO excited. He whined and cried and, um, flatulated. When we got there, he and Koz were so excited to see each other. They ran and played and had the best time. When that was over (Pepe' was tired), in they came, and Pepe' promptly jumped into his mama's lap. (Now keep in mind, it was a nice day and there were short pants). All of a sudden, we HEARD it, then SMELLED it. Yes, more flatulance. Or, so we thought ~ When I shooed him down for stinking up the place, what was on my leg!?! You guessed it ~ HE SHARTED ON ME!

Needless to say, the entire crowd was completely grossed out, and after using up some of Dalton's smelly-good body wash to make myself feel better, we were on our way home. I mean, how could we top that? Geez!

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1 comment:

  1. OMG!! That is too funny!! Casey has done that a few times herself and she is worse than a man! LOL!!
    BTW, can you please send me the recipe for the apple cobbler you made for lodge Monday night...Daddy said it was the best he had ever eaten!!

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